(Episode: “The Curse of Anubis”)
Synopsis: A political plotter thinks he can unite all Arab peoples around a stolen Egyptian artifact. Unfortunately for him, the theft gets the attention of Team Quest and of an ancient mummy, whose animated, revenge-focused existence fails to raise a single scientific eyebrow during the entire episode.
Tip 10: Make allies.
There’s a saying that “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
When the enemy of your enemy is also a fiend born from the darkest depths of the Egyptian Book of the Dead, even better.
Special author’s note: The dialogue in that chase scene with Jonny and Hadji from last week is the most Roger-Moore-Bond thing I’ve ever seen in animation, and that includes all of Danger Mouse.
Next time: The movie I ranked as the worst I’d ever seen in 2005. It’s pretty much got to be better now.
Next time on TQfM! I don’t remember what a “Po-Ho” is, so this should be fun.