(Episode: “Treasure of the Temple”)
Synopsis: An Australian-sounding adventurer tries to stop Team Quest from exploring an ancient jungle temple the looter has his sights on, even going so far as to subjugate the natives. This show not being called Guy Who Would Almost Certainly Be Played By Tim Roth In The Movie Version, though, he does not prevail.
Tip 21: Fortune favors…
No matter how many tips I give you campers on how to survive out here, there’s often no substitute…
…for pure dumb luck.
Next time: Our Cynical Omelet will have a Musical Interlude for St. Patrick’s Day. I found something, um, incredible.
Next time on TQfM! Fight! Fight! Fight!