The Quest For Monday! Part 31: Not OSHA-Approved

(Episode: “Calcutta Adventure”)

Synopsis: It’s Hadji’s origin story! The awesome orphan meets the Quests for the first time and helps foil a plot to manufacture nerve gas. Also on the scene is Hadji’s friend, the greedy Pasha Peddler, who has a knack for making timely rescues profitable. Also known as “The One That Made J.A. Type The Words ‘Nerve-Gas Factory’ A Thousand Times.”

You can’t always choose your own escapes from trouble, but in general:

Tip 31: Things not to do around chemical weapons.

Uh, Race, see those hazmat suits everyone has but you?
Uh, Race, see those hazmat suits everyone has but you?
In general, try not to hang around...especially, you'd think would go without saying, over BUBBLING VATS OF NERVE GAS.
In general, try not to hang around…especially, you’d think it would go without saying, over BUBBLING VATS OF NERVE GAS.
Oof!
Oof!

And one that maybe you should if you get the chance…

Just don't hit the vats, okay?
Just don’t hit the vats, okay?

 

 

Next time: In keeping with the inherent dignity of Our Cynical Omelet, a humorous musical interlude. I thought so, anyway.

Next time on TQFM!: We should be wrapping this up.

J. A.

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