(Episode: “Calcutta Adventure”)
Synopsis: It’s Hadji’s origin story! The awesome orphan meets the Quests for the first time and helps foil a plot to manufacture nerve gas. Also on the scene is Hadji’s friend, the greedy Pasha Peddler, who has a knack for making timely rescues profitable. Also known as “The One That Made J.A. Type The Words ‘Nerve-Gas Factory’ A Thousand Times.”
You can’t always choose your own escapes from trouble, but in general:
Tip 31: Things not to do around chemical weapons.
And one that maybe you should if you get the chance…
Next time: In keeping with the inherent dignity of Our Cynical Omelet, a humorous musical interlude. I thought so, anyway.
Next time on TQFM!: We should be wrapping this up.